1. Meat Pie: One meat pie, still warm. It smells delicious...? 2. A Suitcase: Finally, a way to succeed in business! But do you want to try? Includes a framed photograph of a dark-haired young man in a suit. 3. Burn Book Pages: A number of photocopied pages of som..e kind of… insult scrapbook? Wow, some of these are really harsh! Sure hope the people they’re about haven’t seen them- wait, is that Janis? [CW: Slurs if you want to investigate the pages.] 4. Oklahoma Snowglobe: A souvenier snowglobe from the great state of Oklahoma. When you shake it, a tiny voice inside goes "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - " 5. White Opera Gloves: A pair of long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! This pair is a classic white - try not to stain them. 6. Enchanted Rose: A rose in a glass container that glows with a faint pink light. It looks magical, but on closer inspection, it's actually battery-powered. 7. Roses: A bouquet of red roses for a job well-done. 8. Grizabella the Glamour Cat: A bedraggled and worn gray cat plushie. The tag around her neck reads "Grizabella". 9. Striped Scarf: A long striped scarf. Wearing it makes you look very Bohemian. 10. Red Cape: The cape as red as blood. It's very warm. 11. Star Button: A pin that looks like it’s meant to be attached to something on a jacket. It’s made of metal and embossed with a star shape. 12. Milky White: The cow as white as milk - now in adorable plush doll form! There's a tiny bell hanging around her neck. 13. Cafe Con Leche: A hot cup of coffee, already lightened and sweetened with condensed milk. 14. Corn: A raw ear of corn. Shuck it! 15. Yellow Wig: The hair as yellow as corn. It's a blonde wig of enormous length. How could anyone possibly have hair this long? 16. Rope: A coiled length of rope. It's just about long enough to reach from the floor to the ceiling. 17. Gershwin Groundhogs Mascot Suit: A mascot suit for those of you who have always wondered what it's like to predict the weather. It's old, a bit musty and threadbare in a few places but comes with a full body suit and mascot head. One size fits all. 18. The Ultimate Treasure: A pair of tickets, apparently to a show called Hamilton. The vending machine slides them over with an odd air of reverence. 19. Dry Ice: A lump of vaguely smoking ice in a plastic bag. Just add water and you get some very convincing fog! I wouldn't recommend putting it in your cocktail though unless you like the taste of burning. Handle with gloves. 20. Rainbow Fantasy Jacket: A coat of many colors! It is red and yellow and green and brown and blue... 21. Bobby Pins: There are so many yet not enough and they are Everywhere. 22. Jacket: A jacket heavily modified with paint and patches in a seemingly random but very thorough sort of way. Perfect for an artistic sort of girl! 23. Black Hat: A pointed black hat. It's really sharp - and you know what they say. Black is this year's pink! 24. A Sunday Afternoon: A painting of a peaceful Sunday afternoon in the park. The brushwork on the peoples' hats is particularly impressive. 25. Ukulele: A small ukulele with flowers printed on the body. It has a pretty good sound, if you've got an ear for that!
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2. A Suitcase: Finally, a way to succeed in business! But do you want to try? Includes a framed photograph of a dark-haired young man in a suit.
3. Burn Book Pages: A number of photocopied pages of som..e kind of… insult scrapbook? Wow, some of these are really harsh! Sure hope the people they’re about haven’t seen them- wait, is that Janis? [CW: Slurs if you want to investigate the pages.]
4. Oklahoma Snowglobe: A souvenier snowglobe from the great state of Oklahoma. When you shake it, a tiny voice inside goes "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - "
5. White Opera Gloves: A pair of long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! This pair is a classic white - try not to stain them.
6. Enchanted Rose: A rose in a glass container that glows with a faint pink light. It looks magical, but on closer inspection, it's actually battery-powered.
7. Roses: A bouquet of red roses for a job well-done.
8. Grizabella the Glamour Cat: A bedraggled and worn gray cat plushie. The tag around her neck reads "Grizabella".
9. Striped Scarf: A long striped scarf. Wearing it makes you look very Bohemian.
10. Red Cape: The cape as red as blood. It's very warm.
11. Star Button: A pin that looks like it’s meant to be attached to something on a jacket. It’s made of metal and embossed with a star shape.
12. Milky White: The cow as white as milk - now in adorable plush doll form! There's a tiny bell hanging around her neck.
13. Cafe Con Leche: A hot cup of coffee, already lightened and sweetened with condensed milk.
14. Corn: A raw ear of corn. Shuck it!
15. Yellow Wig: The hair as yellow as corn. It's a blonde wig of enormous length. How could anyone possibly have hair this long?
16. Rope: A coiled length of rope. It's just about long enough to reach from the floor to the ceiling.
17. Gershwin Groundhogs Mascot Suit: A mascot suit for those of you who have always wondered what it's like to predict the weather. It's old, a bit musty and threadbare in a few places but comes with a full body suit and mascot head. One size fits all.
18. The Ultimate Treasure: A pair of tickets, apparently to a show called Hamilton. The vending machine slides them over with an odd air of reverence.
19. Dry Ice: A lump of vaguely smoking ice in a plastic bag. Just add water and you get some very convincing fog! I wouldn't recommend putting it in your cocktail though unless you like the taste of burning. Handle with gloves.
20. Rainbow Fantasy Jacket: A coat of many colors! It is red and yellow and green and brown and blue...
21. Bobby Pins: There are so many yet not enough and they are Everywhere.
22. Jacket: A jacket heavily modified with paint and patches in a seemingly random but very thorough sort of way. Perfect for an artistic sort of girl!
23. Black Hat: A pointed black hat. It's really sharp - and you know what they say. Black is this year's pink!
24. A Sunday Afternoon: A painting of a peaceful Sunday afternoon in the park. The brushwork on the peoples' hats is particularly impressive.
25. Ukulele: A small ukulele with flowers printed on the body. It has a pretty good sound, if you've got an ear for that!