Inventory

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+Target Practice: A target from a shooting range. This one depicts a figure wearing a tall hat of some sort. There's a bullet hole through the head.

+Red Cape: The cape as red as blood. It's very warm.

+Duct Tape: This thick silver tape is the key to holding together any show!

+Black Coffee [x2]: Get your cup of roasted coffee, your morning cup of Joey~.

+Teddy Bear: A giant teddy bear, such as one might win at a carnival. It has an odd sharp smell to it, sort of like...gunpowder?

+Cologne: A fine French cologne with an irresistible, masculine scent.

+Bottled Water [x2]: Any good show sells concessions, and bottled water is a must! It doesn't say which mountain spring it was bottled from, though.

+A refined red wine for a quiet evening in your dressing room. The label says "Chateau Leroux". It has notes of cherry and dark chocolate.

+Opera Glasses: A pair of old-fashioned opera glasses, like little binoculars with a stick. They look antique, but still work well.

+Don Juan Triumphant: The book and music to a show called "Don Juan Triumphant".

+Utility Belt: A belt perfect for hanging various tools and implements on. It's even got a roll of duct tape already attached!

+Creme Brulee [x2]: Creamy custard with a hard sugar top! Someone baked a lot of love in this.

+The Whole Being Clothed Thing: A long coat with vertical black-and-white stripes! It's covered in moss and smells kinda grody.

+Chocolate Strawberry Oasis Pie: A silky, bittersweet chocolate pie topped with fresh strawberries. It tastes heavenly.

+Café Con Leche: A hot cup of coffee, already lightened and sweetened with condensed milk.

+Hairspray: A tall can of hairspray. It can lock that style in for an entire performance!

+Red Vines: Share one with your new best friend. Red Vines- What the hell can't they do?!

+Broomstick: A broomstick. It's worn in multiple places along the handle.

+The King: A wooden headpiece in the shape of a lion's head with a proud mane. Wearing it makes you feel regal.

+Coca-cola: An old-fashioned glass bottle of Coke. It's still frosty!

+B-Team: A black and white satin letterman jacket. It has a big white B on the back! I wonder what it stands for?

+Mama's Lunch: A delicate pink lunchbox. It's contents include a protein shake, a falcon's egg and a rock.

+A Sunday Afternoon: A painting of a peaceful Sunday afternoon in the park. The brushwork on the peoples' hats is particularly impressive.

+Bottled Water: Any good show sells concessions, and bottled water is a must! It doesn't say which mountain spring it was bottled from, though.

+Top Hat & Cane: A black top hat with a matching cane. You could probably perform a nice dance number with them.

+Rope: A coiled length of rope. It's just about long enough to reach from the floor to the ceiling.

+White Wine: A fine white wine for a quiet evening in your dressing room. The label says "Sauvion Palais Garnier". It has notes of pear and enoui.

+Compact: A small compact mirror for applying makeup on the go. This will always help you look your best!

+I Hate My Husband Pie [x2]: A bittersweet chocolate pie drowned in caramel. It tastes delicious but it leaves you feeling a little miserable afterwards.

+Deer Skin: Nothing like a recently removed deer skin to make you really feel like you’re roughing it.

+Harmonica: A silver harmonica.

+Rainbow Fantasy Jacket [x3]: A coat of many colors! It is red and yellow and green and brown and blue...

+Bandage Wrap: A cloth bandage wrap used to treat wounds. It's bright white, so you can see it even from the back of the house.

+Everlasting Gobstobber: A single piece of hard candy. No matter how long you suck on it, it never grows smaller.

+Piragua: A tasty shaved ice treat, sweetened with the flavor of strawberry. Perfect for a sweltering summer day.

+The Rum Tug Tugger: A tabby cat plush with an especially fluffy neck ruff and tight leather pants. The tag around it's neck says "The Rum Tug Tugger".

+Glo Tape: Glow in the dark tape. Makes it easy to hit those marks during a blackout!

+Edelweiss: A small white flower contained in a glass vial. It'll greet you every morning.

+White Opera Gloves: A pair of long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! This pair is a classic white - try not to stain them.

+Sandbag: A small sandbag. It only weighs a few pounds.

+Pom-poms: A pair of red and white cheerleading pom-poms. Hurrah!

+Spring Wine: A bottle of the goddess Persephone's favorite wine.

+Red Wine: A refined red wine for a quiet evening in your dressing room. The label says "Chateau Leroux". It has notes of oak and almonds.

+Maglite: A pen-sized flashlight. For some reason, the light inside is blue.

+A Suitcase: Finally, a way to succeed in business! But do you want to try? Includes a framed photograph of a dark-haired young man in a suit.

+Star Button: A pin that looks like it’s meant to be attached to something on a jacket. It’s made of metal and embossed with a star shape.

+French Flag: A large French flag on a long flagpole. Seems like it'd be fun to wave around.

+Dry Ice: A lump of vaguely smoking ice in a plastic bag. Just add water and you get some very convincing fog! I wouldn't recommend putting it in your cocktail though unless you like the taste of burning. Handle with gloves.

+Roses: A bouquet of red roses for a job well-done.

+The Lyin' King: A soft lion-skin rug. Take a load off, have a nap, watch out for wildebeests.



Keeping

+Tap Shoes: A pair of tap-dancing shoes. One size fits all!


Thrown Away

+Tuba: Dear god. Do you know how to play THIS?
+76 Trombones: Seventy-six trombones fall out of the merchandise booth. Fucking rip.

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[mayavericks]

1. Opera Glasses: A pair of old-fashioned opera glasses, like little binoculars with a stick. They look antique, but still work well.
2. Ukulele: A small ukulele with flowers printed on the body. It has a pretty good sound, if you've got an ear for that!
3. Meat Pie: One meat pie, still warm. It smells delicious...?
4. Chocolate Chip Cookie: Wow, this place has pretty good concessions! This cookie has the perfect distribution of chips.
5. Death Note: A black notebook with the words DEATH NOTE written across the front. The first page reads "The human whose name is written in this note shall die." Luckily (or unluckily) it's just an ordinary, if edgy, notebook.
6. White Wine: A fine white wine for a quiet evening in your dressing room. The label says "Sauvion Palais Garnier". It has notes of banana and peach.
7. The Lyin' King: A soft lion-skin rug. Take a load off, have a nap, watch out for wildebeests.
8. Oklahoma Snowglobe: A souvenier snowglobe from the great state of Oklahoma. When you shake it, a tiny voice inside goes "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - "
9. Pregnant Loser Self-Pitying Pie (Flambe): A mincemeat pie with a rolled oats crust. It's...on fire?!
10. Spring Wine: A bottle of the goddess Persephone's favorite wine.
11. Fun Home Flyer: An advertisement for the Bechdel Funeral Home. You think that's where your friends' bodies went?
12. Top Hat & Cane: A black top hat with a matching cane. You could probably perform a nice dance number with them.
13. Hair Flower: A bright pink flower hair pin.
14. Roses: A bouquet of red roses for a job well-done.
15. Sandbag: A small sandbag. It only weighs a few pounds.
16. I Hate My Husband Pie: A bittersweet chocolate pie drowned in caramel. It tastes delicious but it leaves you feeling a little miserable afterwards.
17. A Law Textbook: A law book! It’s spine slightly worn.
18. Dancer's Belt: When you have Certain Dangling Anatomy, this will support you in all the right ways and places.
19. Gaf Tape: Everyone needs gaf tape.
20. Printed Email: Who wrote this shit? It sounds like Air Supply and it's addressed to Connor Murphy.
21. The Rum Tug Tugger: A tabby cat plush with an especially fluffy neck ruff and tight leather pants. The tag around it's neck says "The Rum Tug Tugger".
22. Prop Deer: A life-sized, fake deer. A dark aura lurks behind its plastic eyes.
23. Bandage Wrap: A cloth bandage wrap used to treat wounds. It's bright white, so you can see it even from the back of the house.
24. Golden Slippers: The slippers as pure as gold. They're small, but someone here may be able to fit in them.
25. Magical Mister Mistoffelees: A tuxedo cat plush. It's chest is bedazzled with small plastic gems. The tag around it's neck says "Magical Mister Mistoffelees".
26. Be More Chill(y): Mountain Dew flavored ice cream!
27. Popcorn: Freshly, warm and smelling delicious. It's absolutely edible, but a little oversalted.
28. Flannel: It's a blue flannel! How comfy and warm!
29. Bud Light Straw-ber-ita: It’s a margarita in a can! Made from bud-lite. Not super tasty, but it’s got an 8% alcohol content. A favorite of underage drinkers.
30. Stage Hand Clothes: A set of entirely black clothing, including extremely quiet black sneakers. Meant to help you move silently and unseen in the dark.

[mayavericks]

1. Meat Pie: One meat pie, still warm. It smells delicious...?
2. A Suitcase: Finally, a way to succeed in business! But do you want to try? Includes a framed photograph of a dark-haired young man in a suit.
3. Burn Book Pages: A number of photocopied pages of som..e kind of… insult scrapbook? Wow, some of these are really harsh! Sure hope the people they’re about haven’t seen them- wait, is that Janis? [CW: Slurs if you want to investigate the pages.]
4. Oklahoma Snowglobe: A souvenier snowglobe from the great state of Oklahoma. When you shake it, a tiny voice inside goes "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - "
5. White Opera Gloves: A pair of long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! This pair is a classic white - try not to stain them.
6. Enchanted Rose: A rose in a glass container that glows with a faint pink light. It looks magical, but on closer inspection, it's actually battery-powered.
7. Roses: A bouquet of red roses for a job well-done.
8. Grizabella the Glamour Cat: A bedraggled and worn gray cat plushie. The tag around her neck reads "Grizabella".
9. Striped Scarf: A long striped scarf. Wearing it makes you look very Bohemian.
10. Red Cape: The cape as red as blood. It's very warm.
11. Star Button: A pin that looks like it’s meant to be attached to something on a jacket. It’s made of metal and embossed with a star shape.
12. Milky White: The cow as white as milk - now in adorable plush doll form! There's a tiny bell hanging around her neck.
13. Cafe Con Leche: A hot cup of coffee, already lightened and sweetened with condensed milk.
14. Corn: A raw ear of corn. Shuck it!
15. Yellow Wig: The hair as yellow as corn. It's a blonde wig of enormous length. How could anyone possibly have hair this long?
16. Rope: A coiled length of rope. It's just about long enough to reach from the floor to the ceiling.
17. Gershwin Groundhogs Mascot Suit: A mascot suit for those of you who have always wondered what it's like to predict the weather. It's old, a bit musty and threadbare in a few places but comes with a full body suit and mascot head. One size fits all.
18. The Ultimate Treasure: A pair of tickets, apparently to a show called Hamilton. The vending machine slides them over with an odd air of reverence.
19. Dry Ice: A lump of vaguely smoking ice in a plastic bag. Just add water and you get some very convincing fog! I wouldn't recommend putting it in your cocktail though unless you like the taste of burning. Handle with gloves.
20. Rainbow Fantasy Jacket: A coat of many colors! It is red and yellow and green and brown and blue...
21. Bobby Pins: There are so many yet not enough and they are Everywhere.
22. Jacket: A jacket heavily modified with paint and patches in a seemingly random but very thorough sort of way. Perfect for an artistic sort of girl!
23. Black Hat: A pointed black hat. It's really sharp - and you know what they say. Black is this year's pink!
24. A Sunday Afternoon: A painting of a peaceful Sunday afternoon in the park. The brushwork on the peoples' hats is particularly impressive.
25. Ukulele: A small ukulele with flowers printed on the body. It has a pretty good sound, if you've got an ear for that!

[mayavericks]

1. Pom-Poms: A pair of red and white cheerleading pom-poms. Hurrah!

2. Stage Hand Clothes: A set of entirely black clothing, including extremely quiet black sneakers. Meant to help you move silently and unseen in the dark.

3. Maglite: A pen-sized flashlight. For some reason, the light inside is blue.

4. Utility Belt: A belt perfect for hanging various tools and implements on. It's even got a roll of duct tape already attached!

5. A Chess Board: A simple chess board. For some reason it makes you want to run away.

6. Red Vines: Share one with your new best friend. Red Vines- What the hell can't they do?!

7. Green Puppet: A green puppet in a gray hoodie. It seems too complex for one person.

8. Glo Tape: Glow in the dark tape. Makes it easy to hit those marks during a blackout!

9. Stabbing Knife: A knife that's perfect for stabbing someone! Except...the blade is dull, and retracts back into the handle when pressed upon. Maybe you can fake a stabbing.

10. Neeps and Tatties: A Scottish comfort dish of mashed turnips and potatoes with herbs.

11. Glo Tape: Glow in the dark tape. Makes it easy to hit those marks during a blackout!

12. French Flag: A large French flag on a long flagpole. Seems like it'd be fun to wave around.

13. Cubed Trousers: A pair of inexplicably square pants.

14. Coca-cola: An old-fashioned glass bottle of Coke. It's still frosty!

15. Rainbow Fantasy Jacket: A coat of many colors! It is red and yellow and green and brown and blue...

16. Herbal Tea: A box of herbal tea. It's supposed to be very good for easing stressed vocal chords!

17. Bobby Pins: There are so many yet not enough and they are Everywhere.

18. Chocolate Chip Cookie: Wow, this place has pretty good concessions! This cookie has the perfect distribution of chips.

19. B-Team: A black and white satin letterman jacket. It has a big white B on the back! I wonder what it stands for?

20. Two Silver Coins: Two silver coins, to pay the ferryman.

21. Striped Scarf: A long striped scarf. Wearing it makes you look very Bohemian.

22. Crystals: You've found your frequency! These pretty denim-colored crystals speak to you. What do they say? "Buy more crystals."

23. Creme Brulee: Creamy custard with a hard sugar top! Someone baked a lot of love in this.

24. Enchanted Rose: A rose in a glass container that glows with a faint pink light. It looks magical, but on closer inspection, it's actually battery-powered.

25. The Ultimate Treasure: A pair of tickets, apparently to a show called Hamilton. The vending machine slides them over with an odd air of reverence.

26. Grizabella the Glamour Cat: A bedraggled and worn gray cat plushie. The tag around her neck reads "Grizabella".

27. Milky White: The cow as white as milk - now in adorable plush doll form! There's a tiny bell hanging around her neck.