Inventory

[mayavericks]

+Target Practice: A target from a shooting range. This one depicts a figure wearing a tall hat of some sort. There's a bullet hole through the head.

+Red Cape: The cape as red as blood. It's very warm.

+Duct Tape: This thick silver tape is the key to holding together any show!

+Black Coffee [x2]: Get your cup of roasted coffee, your morning cup of Joey~.

+Teddy Bear: A giant teddy bear, such as one might win at a carnival. It has an odd sharp smell to it, sort of like...gunpowder?

+Cologne: A fine French cologne with an irresistible, masculine scent.

+Bottled Water [x2]: Any good show sells concessions, and bottled water is a must! It doesn't say which mountain spring it was bottled from, though.

+A refined red wine for a quiet evening in your dressing room. The label says "Chateau Leroux". It has notes of cherry and dark chocolate.

+Opera Glasses: A pair of old-fashioned opera glasses, like little binoculars with a stick. They look antique, but still work well.

+Don Juan Triumphant: The book and music to a show called "Don Juan Triumphant".

+Utility Belt: A belt perfect for hanging various tools and implements on. It's even got a roll of duct tape already attached!

+Creme Brulee [x2]: Creamy custard with a hard sugar top! Someone baked a lot of love in this.

+The Whole Being Clothed Thing: A long coat with vertical black-and-white stripes! It's covered in moss and smells kinda grody.

+Chocolate Strawberry Oasis Pie: A silky, bittersweet chocolate pie topped with fresh strawberries. It tastes heavenly.

+Café Con Leche: A hot cup of coffee, already lightened and sweetened with condensed milk.

+Hairspray: A tall can of hairspray. It can lock that style in for an entire performance!

+Red Vines: Share one with your new best friend. Red Vines- What the hell can't they do?!

+Broomstick: A broomstick. It's worn in multiple places along the handle.

+The King: A wooden headpiece in the shape of a lion's head with a proud mane. Wearing it makes you feel regal.

+Coca-cola: An old-fashioned glass bottle of Coke. It's still frosty!

+B-Team: A black and white satin letterman jacket. It has a big white B on the back! I wonder what it stands for?

+Mama's Lunch: A delicate pink lunchbox. It's contents include a protein shake, a falcon's egg and a rock.

+A Sunday Afternoon: A painting of a peaceful Sunday afternoon in the park. The brushwork on the peoples' hats is particularly impressive.

+Bottled Water: Any good show sells concessions, and bottled water is a must! It doesn't say which mountain spring it was bottled from, though.

+Top Hat & Cane: A black top hat with a matching cane. You could probably perform a nice dance number with them.

+Rope: A coiled length of rope. It's just about long enough to reach from the floor to the ceiling.

+White Wine: A fine white wine for a quiet evening in your dressing room. The label says "Sauvion Palais Garnier". It has notes of pear and enoui.

+Compact: A small compact mirror for applying makeup on the go. This will always help you look your best!

+I Hate My Husband Pie [x2]: A bittersweet chocolate pie drowned in caramel. It tastes delicious but it leaves you feeling a little miserable afterwards.

+Deer Skin: Nothing like a recently removed deer skin to make you really feel like you’re roughing it.

+Harmonica: A silver harmonica.

+Rainbow Fantasy Jacket [x3]: A coat of many colors! It is red and yellow and green and brown and blue...

+Bandage Wrap: A cloth bandage wrap used to treat wounds. It's bright white, so you can see it even from the back of the house.

+Everlasting Gobstobber: A single piece of hard candy. No matter how long you suck on it, it never grows smaller.

+Piragua: A tasty shaved ice treat, sweetened with the flavor of strawberry. Perfect for a sweltering summer day.

+The Rum Tug Tugger: A tabby cat plush with an especially fluffy neck ruff and tight leather pants. The tag around it's neck says "The Rum Tug Tugger".

+Glo Tape: Glow in the dark tape. Makes it easy to hit those marks during a blackout!

+Edelweiss: A small white flower contained in a glass vial. It'll greet you every morning.

+White Opera Gloves: A pair of long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! This pair is a classic white - try not to stain them.

+Sandbag: A small sandbag. It only weighs a few pounds.

+Pom-poms: A pair of red and white cheerleading pom-poms. Hurrah!

+Spring Wine: A bottle of the goddess Persephone's favorite wine.

+Red Wine: A refined red wine for a quiet evening in your dressing room. The label says "Chateau Leroux". It has notes of oak and almonds.

+Maglite: A pen-sized flashlight. For some reason, the light inside is blue.

+A Suitcase: Finally, a way to succeed in business! But do you want to try? Includes a framed photograph of a dark-haired young man in a suit.

+Star Button: A pin that looks like it’s meant to be attached to something on a jacket. It’s made of metal and embossed with a star shape.

+French Flag: A large French flag on a long flagpole. Seems like it'd be fun to wave around.

+Dry Ice: A lump of vaguely smoking ice in a plastic bag. Just add water and you get some very convincing fog! I wouldn't recommend putting it in your cocktail though unless you like the taste of burning. Handle with gloves.

+Roses: A bouquet of red roses for a job well-done.

+The Lyin' King: A soft lion-skin rug. Take a load off, have a nap, watch out for wildebeests.



Keeping

+Tap Shoes: A pair of tap-dancing shoes. One size fits all!


Thrown Away

+Tuba: Dear god. Do you know how to play THIS?
+76 Trombones: Seventy-six trombones fall out of the merchandise booth. Fucking rip.

Comments

[mayavericks]

1. Meat Pie: One meat pie, still warm. It smells delicious...?
2. A Suitcase: Finally, a way to succeed in business! But do you want to try? Includes a framed photograph of a dark-haired young man in a suit.
3. Burn Book Pages: A number of photocopied pages of som..e kind of… insult scrapbook? Wow, some of these are really harsh! Sure hope the people they’re about haven’t seen them- wait, is that Janis? [CW: Slurs if you want to investigate the pages.]
4. Oklahoma Snowglobe: A souvenier snowglobe from the great state of Oklahoma. When you shake it, a tiny voice inside goes "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - "
5. White Opera Gloves: A pair of long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! This pair is a classic white - try not to stain them.
6. Enchanted Rose: A rose in a glass container that glows with a faint pink light. It looks magical, but on closer inspection, it's actually battery-powered.
7. Roses: A bouquet of red roses for a job well-done.
8. Grizabella the Glamour Cat: A bedraggled and worn gray cat plushie. The tag around her neck reads "Grizabella".
9. Striped Scarf: A long striped scarf. Wearing it makes you look very Bohemian.
10. Red Cape: The cape as red as blood. It's very warm.
11. Star Button: A pin that looks like it’s meant to be attached to something on a jacket. It’s made of metal and embossed with a star shape.
12. Milky White: The cow as white as milk - now in adorable plush doll form! There's a tiny bell hanging around her neck.
13. Cafe Con Leche: A hot cup of coffee, already lightened and sweetened with condensed milk.
14. Corn: A raw ear of corn. Shuck it!
15. Yellow Wig: The hair as yellow as corn. It's a blonde wig of enormous length. How could anyone possibly have hair this long?
16. Rope: A coiled length of rope. It's just about long enough to reach from the floor to the ceiling.
17. Gershwin Groundhogs Mascot Suit: A mascot suit for those of you who have always wondered what it's like to predict the weather. It's old, a bit musty and threadbare in a few places but comes with a full body suit and mascot head. One size fits all.
18. The Ultimate Treasure: A pair of tickets, apparently to a show called Hamilton. The vending machine slides them over with an odd air of reverence.
19. Dry Ice: A lump of vaguely smoking ice in a plastic bag. Just add water and you get some very convincing fog! I wouldn't recommend putting it in your cocktail though unless you like the taste of burning. Handle with gloves.
20. Rainbow Fantasy Jacket: A coat of many colors! It is red and yellow and green and brown and blue...
21. Bobby Pins: There are so many yet not enough and they are Everywhere.
22. Jacket: A jacket heavily modified with paint and patches in a seemingly random but very thorough sort of way. Perfect for an artistic sort of girl!
23. Black Hat: A pointed black hat. It's really sharp - and you know what they say. Black is this year's pink!
24. A Sunday Afternoon: A painting of a peaceful Sunday afternoon in the park. The brushwork on the peoples' hats is particularly impressive.
25. Ukulele: A small ukulele with flowers printed on the body. It has a pretty good sound, if you've got an ear for that!